Rats use haddocks and salmon as stepladders to climb bins

Today’s title can be attributed to one Matthew Durkon of Ossett School. I think he must have pitiful hearing to have misinterpreted me THAT badly.

Well, what a jam-packed few days. I went to go see District 9 yesterday. Now, I’m not normally a fan of alien movies, but my dearest friend Cal has been positively pining to go see a movie recently, so to make up for me putting this off for… around four months, I allowed him to choose the movie and he’s a massive fan of this sort of thing. Honestly? I was dreading it. I tend to stick to what I know with films – Horror, romance, comedy. Sometimes all three. Not sci-fi. But I guess I took a risk and it paid off, because I truly enjoyed this film – and not only because the aliens all looked like Zoidberg. The plot was pretty engrossing, and though I wanted to kill the main character and put him out of his misery myself by the end of it, it was a good watch overall.

More importantly, it seems nobody is having a good time tonight. Sarah seems to be goin’ through some hardship with her ex, and that worries me, because I care for her – I really do. and poor Emily seems to have the family from Hell.

In my misanthopic haze, I thought, hey – let’s bring some good into this world.

Let’s make… a CHI’S SWEET HOME PINCUSHION.

So I did. I spent three-and-a-half hours carefully stitching a replica of Chi the Cat, and turning it into a pincushion. It’s finished now, and looks sort of like Chi. In fact, it’s quite cute.

However, my thumb is covered in Superglue.

Moving swiftly on, I have a new bed. It’s basically a sofabed, with extra blankets and cushions. And you know what? It’s WAAY nicer than my old, lonely, messy double bed. I can cosy up in the corner of my new bed and I will be INVINCIBLE. Even more invincible than the giant dick-monster-thing in District 9.

Well, I’m shattered… school’s working me hard this week. I’ma turn in.

Listening to: Kotoko

Watching: District 9

Playing: Dire Dire Docks from SM64 (piano)

Eating: Hobnobs

Drinking: Milk

 

Sayonara.

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